Assquatch Price

Updated 2026-09-13

Assquatch from Unhinged is a silver-bordered collector item from Magic's 2004 humor expansion, combining absurdist card design with the appeal that attaches to low-print-run Un-set cards. Unhinged was printed in limited quantities compared to standard sets, and specific Unhinged cards have developed real secondary market demand among collectors who value Magic's humor design tradition. No price movement is registered across any measured window, consistent with a card that trades infrequently in a thin market with patient collectors. Assquatch's appeal is primarily to Unhinged set completionists and humor-card collectors rather than competitive players. Near Mint Unhinged copies are increasingly difficult to source at any rarity, reflecting two decades of use and the lack of preservation intent in the original distribution. The floor here is Unhinged's status as a historically significant silver-border set and the genuine scarcity of well-preserved copies. This is a collector holding, not a trading name.